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Failure’s never looked this deliberate.
This cap is for the bold, the stubborn, and anyone who’s hit “undo” more times than they’d care to admit. Red with white embroidery — because nothing whispers “self-awareness” like shouting your flaws out loud.
Wear it when you pitch an idea you know won’t fly. Or when you try anyway. This isn’t just a cap — it’s a prefrontal cortex offload device.
This is part of a limited run.
Just a handful made. Once it’s gone, that’s it. Like your confidence after a client presentation.
Specs
26% cotton, 74% polyester
Mid-profile, 6-panel construction
Structured front with mesh back (a.k.a. breathable overthinking)
Hard buckram front panels for stiff upper lip energy
Permacurv® visor + matching undervisor
Adjustable plastic snap closure
Head circumference: 21⅝″–23⅝″ (54.9 cm–60 cm)
Blank product sourced from Vietnam or Bangladesh
On-Demand & Proud of It
No mass production. No leftovers. Just hand-stitched declarations of glorious imperfection.
Shipping & Returns
All products are made to order through our partners. Because of that we don’t accept returns, exchanges, or cancellations. If your order arrives damaged or incorrect, email support@edbyeddy.com within 7 days with your order number and photos and we’ll make it right. International customers are responsible for any customs duties and taxes.
Failure’s never looked this deliberate.
This cap is for the bold, the stubborn, and anyone who’s hit “undo” more times than they’d care to admit. Red with white embroidery — because nothing whispers “self-awareness” like shouting your flaws out loud.
Wear it when you pitch an idea you know won’t fly. Or when you try anyway. This isn’t just a cap — it’s a prefrontal cortex offload device.
This is part of a limited run.
Just a handful made. Once it’s gone, that’s it. Like your confidence after a client presentation.
Specs
26% cotton, 74% polyester
Mid-profile, 6-panel construction
Structured front with mesh back (a.k.a. breathable overthinking)
Hard buckram front panels for stiff upper lip energy
Permacurv® visor + matching undervisor
Adjustable plastic snap closure
Head circumference: 21⅝″–23⅝″ (54.9 cm–60 cm)
Blank product sourced from Vietnam or Bangladesh
On-Demand & Proud of It
No mass production. No leftovers. Just hand-stitched declarations of glorious imperfection.
Shipping & Returns
All products are made to order through our partners. Because of that we don’t accept returns, exchanges, or cancellations. If your order arrives damaged or incorrect, email support@edbyeddy.com within 7 days with your order number and photos and we’ll make it right. International customers are responsible for any customs duties and taxes.