The Distraction Device v0.1 (Prototype Unit)

SGD 9,999.00

Perfect for procrastinating with purpose.

This isn’t a tool you need. It’s a tool you reach for when the real task feels like too much commitment.

Use it to sketch. To scribble. To pretend you’re brainstorming while really just vibing.

Part of an incoming drop of productivity-optional gear.

We’re still testing whether this even counts as work. Spoiler: probably not.

Disclaimer:

No guarantees it will help. 100% chance it will delay something important.

Printed? Maybe.

Useful? Debatable.

Real? Stay tuned.

Perfect for procrastinating with purpose.

This isn’t a tool you need. It’s a tool you reach for when the real task feels like too much commitment.

Use it to sketch. To scribble. To pretend you’re brainstorming while really just vibing.

Part of an incoming drop of productivity-optional gear.

We’re still testing whether this even counts as work. Spoiler: probably not.

Disclaimer:

No guarantees it will help. 100% chance it will delay something important.

Printed? Maybe.

Useful? Debatable.

Real? Stay tuned.