The Spiral Survivor (Unofficial Release Candidate)

SGD 9,999.00

Built different. Or at least… built.

This is the first thing that made it through the spiral of self-doubt, redesign loops, and minor existential breakdowns. Somehow it escaped the bin.

It’s still unverified. Possibly dangerous. Almost definitely impractical. But it’s here, and that’s more than we can say for most ideas.

This is part of a rogue release.

No approvals. No roadmaps. Just one accidental survivor of a late-night design sprint.

Disclaimer:

Sanity not included.

Product may vanish during Mercury retrograde.

Printed? 🤷

Tested? Let’s not.

Regretted? Only a little.

Built different. Or at least… built.

This is the first thing that made it through the spiral of self-doubt, redesign loops, and minor existential breakdowns. Somehow it escaped the bin.

It’s still unverified. Possibly dangerous. Almost definitely impractical. But it’s here, and that’s more than we can say for most ideas.

This is part of a rogue release.

No approvals. No roadmaps. Just one accidental survivor of a late-night design sprint.

Disclaimer:

Sanity not included.

Product may vanish during Mercury retrograde.

Printed? 🤷

Tested? Let’s not.

Regretted? Only a little.